+328 Hydrogen is the pure, innocent girl who only bonds with one other atom, whereas Carbon is the nasty slut of the molecular world because they bond with 3 other atoms at once. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The noble gases would be the nuns i assume. Xenon is the slutty nun though because there is XeF5

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like the way you think

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about XePtF6?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, some nun is going to be in huge trouble with the man upstairs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ummm, I think you mean 4 not 3, carbon has 4 valence electrons

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah oxygen has either 2 or 3 bonds. Carbon has 4. Hydrogen 1.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hydrogen is explosively flammable, and Carbon is what our existence is based around. I think I like Carbon more.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Manganese can bond with more than 5 at once.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alkanes/alkenes/alkynes=carbon orgies and the alkali earth metals are nymphomaniacs, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sulfer can bond with six flourines at once.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, but that would only happen with covalent bonds, which... OMG THAT'S DISGUSTING!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uranium can blow up!

by Anonymous 13 years ago