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It might if it was bellatrix
She would have his way with him, I bet. Poor Voldy. Bella's fucking insane.
OMG YES!!!!
Like he'd be in the shower and accidentally scrub some soap on his arm, and the Death Eater would pop up.
Voldemort: Um.....
Death Eater: ...
awkward silence
Voldemort: DIE!!! (raises arm) o wait... I left my wand on the kitchen table... wait here ok? (leaves)
Death Eater:.....
(voldemort returns)
Death Eater: Why must you do this, sir?
Voldemort: BECAUSE NO ONE SEES THE DARK LORD NUDE AND LIVES TO TELL THE TALE! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!
Alternatively, the Death Eater could summon Voldemort, maybe when he was at a dinner party. Mass destruction ensues.