First of all, I'm 29.
Secondly, if you think I'd ever even consider touching that poodle-headed beef-scented show queer, I suggest thinking otherwise.
I must also add that the Bush Baby is about as sexy as a porcupine.
I wish I could favorite this comment
Yeah, I did that, but I think favoriting is better
I enjoyed reading this in your voice.
It would be a Sue Sylvestoer Sex Riot!