Women: Why do you feel the need to talk during sex? Don't get me wrong, some of the things you say are sexy, but other times, you constantly ask some really dumb shit. Pussy ain't supposed to come with a pop quiz, amirite?

Who asks questions? I thought it was more commands.

I you're gettin asked questions buddy you're obviously not pleasing...

Now shut the fuck up.

hotdamnirock!

We only talk when you are not doing such a hot job...
Maybe you need lessons and these "women" will shut up

The only question you should hear during sex is "Ahhhhhhh?!?!?"