+413 A gunshot or rapid machine-gun fire would be far more effective than a beeping alarm at getting you up in the morning, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IF you are constipated! Cause that would scare the shit out of me!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks for the mental image..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha you didnt have to imagine that. Just like you dont have to imagine your parents having sex. But you probably are right now :D have a nice day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well thank you very much.. wary To be honest, you didn't have to go too far and imagine Santa masturbating over child pornography but hey ho, these things happen. And yes thanks, I'll have a nice evening/night. You have a nice day, wherever you are..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im in the ceiling above you. i like that outfit you have on btw.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh. Well that explains the weird thumping noise then I guess..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its not what you think. Did you know PedoBear lives up here to? Well, he is the one making the um, thumping noise, if you know what i mean.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aaah so that's where he went.. You guys must be pretty cramped. I mean, floorboards can't be the easiest things to lie between. Beware the wandering hands and all that jazz..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For the love of God this guy wont quit! Ugh, maybe if i tell him im 18 he will leave....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It might just be your only hope. Unless you're into homosexual underage bestiality? Seems a lot of people are these days.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess by this logic so would a nuclear explosion, the advantage of an alarm clock is the relatively low collateral.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Both would be equally effective.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think eventually even that would lose it's effect.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but after a while you would get used to it. Then someone would break into your house and start shooting, and you wouldn't even notice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Took the words right out of my mought :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have seriously contemplated setting my alarm to this sound in the past, for important days when I can't be late.

by Anonymous 13 years ago