whoever likes harry potter must be high as shit or just an extreme nerd. I mean seriously? Who likes wizards and magic and weird stuff like that? amirite?
From Voldemort. We made an unbreakable vow. I'm also getting Hermione Granger (to do all of my homework, of course) and he was also my slave for an entire day.
And Twilight-lovers are emotional detached girls that have severe daddy issues.
at least twilight is actually like-able
This place has gone to the dogs. Luckily, next year, I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!
But do you have a rocketship?
Of course I have a rocketship! One always needs a rocketship for intergalactic space travels!
But YOU didn't inherit enough money to buy out NASA, because your parents aren't dead. Wherever did you get the rocketship?
From Voldemort. We made an unbreakable vow. I'm also getting Hermione Granger (to do all of my homework, of course) and he was also my slave for an entire day.
But...he's dead.....RIGHT?!?!?! freaks out in terror
Not ENTIRELY dead!
AHHHHHHH!!! RUN!!!!
To escape him, let's all move to Winnipeg, Canada!
and we can bring Redvines and Squirt!