When people feel the need to say, "I don't bite, I swear," it kind of makes you wonder if they've lived some sort of canibalistic lifestyle in the past and are trying to clear things up a bit, amirite?

-34 When people feel the need to say, "I don't bite, I swear," it kind of makes you wonder if they've lived some sort of canibalistic lifestyle in the past and are trying to clear things up a bit, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha, wow! I love how so many people didn't pick up the sarcasm in this post...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's because it's not funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then you don't have a sense of humor! (Don't deny it. People without a sense of humor always deny it.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

people with a sense of humor always deny it too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can't argue with that logic, except maybe in some cases where people with a sense of humor ironically confirm that they don't have one......

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bite. ...my nails. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago