It sucks when someone runs into your knife 10 times and then you go to jail for it, amirite?

chicago <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He had it coming.... :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or when they accidentally drink your cyanide/koolaid mix and you go to jail for it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

god what pussies

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or you find your sister and husband in number 17 and you black out and find yourself with blood on your hands.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She didn't do it... But if she'd done it, how coul you tell her that she was wrong?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or when you ask you ask your husband to quit smacking his gum, and HE JUST WON'T! (I love you for this!)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks I personally hate it when your boyfriend sleeps with Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary, and Irving. What dirty bums.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate it when you're shooting at a wall in a dark alley and the back of some poor fucker's head gets in the way

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or when your flooding an enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin and there just happens to be scientist in there

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then when they stick a morality core onto you to make you stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. Such a buzzkill.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But the worst is when you and your boyfriend have artistic differences, because he sees himself as alive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And you see him dead.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The dirty bum...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

more like Assisted suicide.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is this from?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chicago -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoCZEmfnE-M

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love you for this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet that you would've done the same. (i love you for posting this. just sayin'.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or if you're not guilty but go to jail and are forced to try to explain your innocence to people but you can't speak English so it's kinda hard to get your point across.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because they think you chopped off your husband's head while your lover held him down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i just finished that scene of the movie O.O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or when Bush gets in the way of my shoe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or when you figure out that the guy you are cheating on your husband with actually is cheating on HIS wife that you never knew about. Plus when all of that is going on, he promises to get you a career in performing and lies about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YDI for screwing the milkman.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Interestingly, I first thought of Harry Dresden...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And of course they have to take you to the Crookem County Jail and you become some merry murderess, and you start singing some random pop squish shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, they did have it coming. They only have themselves to blame...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love that number sooooo much. It makes me happy that i'm not the only one who got this. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then why didn't you vote...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I did?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I saw the comment, it was a pale green screen... not a vivid green screen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whatevs.. I voted it up. =P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

:P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

=P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i love that movie to death!! :)))))

by Anonymous 13 years ago