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Also by albinostickman+7You are the chocolate against the Dementors of my life, amirite?
Also by albinostickman+972It would be fun to one day find someone that's younger than you and looks a bit like you and say something like," Listen to me. It is very important that you listen to me. Some time this week someone is going to offer you a banana. You must take the banana. Trust me. I am you from the future. I'm taking a huge rick being here, but the fate of the human race is in your hands. Take the banana. Good luck." and run off, amirite?
Also about die+263Around 75 million people die in one day around the world. It's amazing to think that you could meet someone today who may die later on the same day, amirite?
Also about hufflepuffs+200The only reason the Hufflepuffs are so far behind on Pottermore is because when people get placed in Hufflepuff, they get upset and make a new account. Stop it. All the Houses are unique and you should be happy no matter which one you get sorted into. amirite?
Also by albinostickman+264In Japan there's a Kit-Kat flavour called white. Mmm... tastes like white, amirite?
Also about symbol+296Food for thought: the mathematical symbol Pi is a never-ending non-repeating decimal number, which means that any number combination you can think of exists somewhere within Pi. Converted into ASCII text, somewhere in that sequence of digits is your exact name, the exact date and time of your death, and the answers to life's greatest questions. It's mind-boggling to think that all this information can be contained within one symbol, amirite?
Also about die and virgins+139Afterlife believers: It makes sense that we would lose our "sexual drive" when we die. We don't really need it anymore (technically). Just try convincing that to people who are expecting their virgins. amirite?
Also about Books+95Considering how much he went through, it's weird that Harry Potter didn't have 50 mental breakdowns per movie, amirite?