+833 It'd be really cool/freaky if you time traveled into the future and opened a textbook where there was two whole pages about you, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol 2 pages? Bitch please. I'll get a whole CHAPTER. And some biographies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am so famous, people already wrote books and novels about me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw a whole movie about you. It was called march of the penguins.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean march of THE penguin. >:]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought it was called "Happy Feet"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"March of the Penguins" and "Happy Feet" are two separate movies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nevermind then, I was thinking about something else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

probably for being the first person to time travel.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that was a win

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd be pissed. All I did for this country-no, this PLANET, and all I get is two crummy pages?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was writing this post, I forgot to write "travel 1,000 years into the future." Anyone who can personally get two pages in a text book 1,000 years later is fucking badass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Been there, done that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like how your name is Phil, cause that and your post remind me of Phil of the Future.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"And then FlyingGuineaPig completely eliminated mosquitoes, adding to an already long list of accomplishments. And she looked quite beautiful doing it."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but then I'd get lazy and not do whatever I was going to do, causing me to not see the pages, making me want to do something to get my name down in history, causing a paradox. i think.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

are you phil of the future?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the pages would be about how you figured out how to time travel.

by Anonymous 13 years ago