If you were put into the electric chair, your last meal would be prune soup, prune juice, sliced prunes, and two bottles of fast acting laxatives. Give those fuckers a goodbye present, amirite?

+577 If you were put into the electric chair, your last meal would be prune soup, prune juice, sliced prunes, and two bottles of fast acting laxatives. Give those fuckers a goodbye present, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When you die, you automatically release all waste in your body. A better course of action would be to eat 20 pounds of mashed potatoes and gravy ;P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd eat a huge meal of eggs and beans. (I assume any remaining flatulence also exists the body?)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shit are you serious?? i don't wanna be found dead and have someone see that i wet my pants. how embarrasssing!

by Anonymous 13 years ago