+284 You wonder what happens if an erection does last longer than 4 hours, and you need to consult a doctor. Does it just fucking explode, or what, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apparently long erections can cause blood clots and tissue damage. So yeah...not as exciting as an explosion

by Anonymous 13 years ago

don't overdo it on viagra ha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They just give you reverse viagra which makes you really, really soft. smirk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It hurts like a bitch, my friends thought it would be funny to feed me viagra in my sleep, worst day of my life

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It does grow back though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could end up with gangrene of the penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They actually have to insert needles into your penis to suck out the blood if nothing else works before that. Sounds awesome, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sounds fucking painful.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you need to rid yourself of an unwanted erection, or you fear it may have outstayed it’s welcome, take a decongestant such as Sudafed; the spray works quicker than the tablets, but both work well to solve your hard problem. I first came across this when guys started complaining that viagra wasn’t working for them. A bit of research showed that many of the men who suffer from erectile dysfunction also suffer with hay fever, or use a decongestant nose spray. These sprays & also most hay fever tablets contain ingredients that relax the blood vessels in your body; including the ones that need to be constricted to allow an erection to take place. Guys that take viagra often complain that it gives them a stuffy nose, so to clear it before they have sex they use one of these sprays. Whoops! This information will be welcome news to many of the men who struggle to achieve a useable erection, but will not be so welcomed by women. This is because we normally require our partners to go down on us before intercourse, relaxing & lubricating our vaginas, & hopefully giving us a least one orgasm in the process. It is very difficult to suck on a clitoris effectively & breathe at the same time if your nose is blocked! And I haven’t been able to come up with an effective decongestant that is erection friendly yet. In the meantime girls, it might be best to avoid dating guys with hay fever, or that habitually use decongestants.

by Anonymous 10 months ago