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Also by Whacka+318Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall. amirite?
Also about hours, sleep, seconds, close, and eyes+611Sleep is like time travel. Close your eyes and seemingly seconds later you are eight hours into the future, Amirite?
Also by Whacka+266You wonder why policemen didn't catch those wanted rapists instead of take their pictures and put them on the police station wall, amirite?
Also about close, eyes, and suddenly+132We take eyes for granted. The most you ever think is "Oh, he/she has pretty eyes," and that's on rare occasions. But if you look at one up-close and think about it as a network of millions of different microscope components that each play a role in the translation of light waves into electric signals going to the brain, it suddenly becomes FUCKING MINDBLOWING , amirite?
Also about bed, sleep, lay, and clock+478When you look at your alarm clock and see that the alarm is going to go off in half hour, you don't know if you want to sleep for that half hour or just lay comfortably in your bed because if you sleep through it, it goes by much quicker. amirite?
Also by Whacka+332You have either looked for, or bought, your name on a license plate or other tacky souvenir at a gift shop, amirite?
Also about hours, seconds, eyes, and closed+550it sucks when you slept for 10 hours, when it feels like you just closed your eyes for a few seconds, amirite?