Allergies are a bizarre concept. There isn't really a point to them. Did my brain just get bored one day and decide, "I know what'll be fun. I'll vomit excessively whenever I eat peanuts!" amirite?

+619 Allergies are a bizarre concept. There isn't really a point to them. Did my brain just get bored one day and decide, "I know what'll be fun. I'll vomit excessively whenever I eat peanuts!" amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah its your immune system overreacting. Like pollen when people breath it in -though harmless- their immune system will be all like "bitches be need to get out of here" and attack it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But that kinda is what's happening, your immune system is just getting bored.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're looking at it more like pubic hair and less like a disease, allergies don't HAVE to have some sort of hidden purpose.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol...I just visualized a guy comparing a piece of pubic hair to a peanut.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, your brain decides to vomit excessively?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's actually not even close to what happens when your body has an allergic reaction to peanuts. Read a book sometime.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm allergic to peanuts. It's what happens to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

then youre eating a bad/spoiled peanut dumb shit because when you have an allergic reaction to peanuts your throat closes up just like "I_Hate_Underscores" said. IM AN EMT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was medically tested. I have had numerous reactions. I have a prescription EpiPen. I'm pretty sure I am, in fact, allergic to peanuts. And I mentioned that in the Followup. It did not go in the original post because it was a joke AND NEAR-DEATH IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

um how is one's allergic reaction make them a dumb shit? Some people may have the same allergies but they don't have to have the same reaction

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or maybe it's depressed. I have the risk of going into anaphylactic shock and dying if I so much as smell a walnut.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Peanuts are beans.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm allergic to nuts.. I don't vomit but I do start sneezing bad, getting hives, and my throat closes up. It sucks :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well then i guess im glad im not allergic to nuts...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm deathly allergic tro crab, my throat tingles, closes up and i get hives.

by Anonymous 13 years ago