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Allergies are a bizarre concept. There isn't really a point to them. Did my brain just get bored one day and decide, "I know what'll be fun. I'll vomit excessively whenever I eat peanuts!" amirite?

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Nah its your immune system overreacting. Like pollen when people breath it in -though harmless- their immune system will be all like "bitches be need to get out of here" and attack it.

You're looking at it more like pubic hair and less like a disease, allergies don't HAVE to have some sort of hidden purpose.

Wait, your brain decides to vomit excessively?

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I'm allergic to nuts.. I don't vomit but I do start sneezing bad, getting hives, and my throat closes up. It sucks :/

well then i guess im glad im not allergic to nuts...

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Who the heck are you

That's actually not even close to what happens when your body has an allergic reaction to peanuts. Read a book sometime.

@FlyingGuineaPig I'm allergic to peanuts. It's what happens to me.

then youre eating a bad/spoiled peanut dumb shit because when you have an allergic reaction to peanuts your throat closes up just like "I_Hate_Underscores" said. IM AN EMT.

@skittl then youre eating a bad/spoiled peanut dumb shit because when you have an allergic reaction to peanuts your throat...

I was medically tested. I have had numerous reactions. I have a prescription EpiPen. I'm pretty sure I am, in fact, allergic to peanuts. And I mentioned that in the Followup. It did not go in the original post because it was a joke AND NEAR-DEATH IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!

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@skittl then youre eating a bad/spoiled peanut dumb shit because when you have an allergic reaction to peanuts your throat...

um how is one's allergic reaction make them a dumb shit? Some people may have the same allergies but they don't have to have the same reaction

Or maybe it's depressed. I have the risk of going into anaphylactic shock and dying if I so much as smell a walnut.

I'm deathly allergic tro crab, my throat tingles, closes up and i get hives.

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