It's like a slap in the face when you get excited over having a juicebox to find there's no straw. amirite?

+260 It's like a slap in the face when you get excited over having a juicebox to find there's no straw. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what are you 5? Pop the hole open like a beast and squish the motherfucking juice out like a pro!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's when you violently stab it with a safety pin (haha, safety) yell at it for a few minutes to "QUENCH MY THIRST!", and enjoy!

by Anonymous 13 years ago