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You hate when something amazing happens, but you have to keep it a secret, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Sounds like some one just had sex...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Actually! No. I just thought of this one while I was eating a hot pocket.
by Anonymous13 years ago
like this one time, me and my cousin lit off a flare in a hotel room...
by Anonymous13 years ago
(Your+name+(optional)): is your cousin keith moon?
this happened to me when the girl I like gave me her number but I didn't want to jinx it so I didn't tell anyone.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I had the most AMAZING makeout sesh with my english teacher at a bar when I got back from iceland but......he's my english teacher. And now I have to call him "Mr. Fitz" wtf?
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