+800 You hate when something amazing happens, but you have to keep it a secret, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sounds like some one just had sex...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually! No. I just thought of this one while I was eating a hot pocket.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

like this one time, me and my cousin lit off a flare in a hotel room...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): is your cousin keith moon? this happened to me when the girl I like gave me her number but I didn't want to jinx it so I didn't tell anyone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had the most AMAZING makeout sesh with my english teacher at a bar when I got back from iceland but......he's my english teacher. And now I have to call him "Mr. Fitz" wtf?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahhh, the sad life of a secret ninja...

by Anonymous 13 years ago