+193 You would never cut your dick off to win money (Pain olympics), because no amount of money can compare to the use you can get out of your penis. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'd die if you cut your penis of.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The guy that did it, didn't die..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is impossible unless it is surgically removed. They'd bleed out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've heard from a few sources the video's fake, but if they got it looked after immediately, I think it could happen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There are a lot of blood vessels down there.... for multiple reasons. @1016277 (shorkian): Eh probably, but like what I'm wondering is how the hell they would pee.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whjats your source

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i heard about a lady whos husband like sexually abused her so she cut off his penis and drove off and threw it out the car window. the cops or paramedics or someone found it and he got it reattached, her trial was funny as fuck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know, its weird, I actually heard that same story except the girl went to give him road head, cut off his dick, threw it on the highway, then he bled out and died... no joke. I honestly think there is no way a guy would live after that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you probably could if you got medical attention like that second but theres probably still a good chance that even if you did youd die. idk i tried googling will you die if your penis gets cut off but google always gives links to things like yahoo, where people with no knowlege on it say what they THINK would happen and its really hard to find a reliable website.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah I think there is probably an extremely slim chance that someone might live through something like that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

there needs to be a link to this video hahah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

for 30 million dollars. give me a chainsaw!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... couldnt you get it like, surgically re-attached or something?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're manhood is lost the moment you agree to do such a thing. And in the moment that you actually chop your penis off, your manhood comes back to vigorously buttrape you. Then it leaves again... covered in shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm ashamed but, I would for... say... 10 billion. Shit, probably 1 billion. I could just pay to have a new one put on and have a shit ton of money left. If that makes me a whore... Oh well. -And it's kind on fun to be the one negative vote especially when it's not just to be a douche and be the only no vote but because you actually disagree

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Idkkk, seeing that i could live fine without billions of dollars, I'd like to keep my dick, just wouldnt be the same.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how much money would it take for you guys to give up sex for the rest of your lives?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No amount of money could do that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Couple million. Blowjobs don't count though. I still want those at least.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well if you cut off your penis, say goodbye to those too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not the question the commenter above me asked though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah I know

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if you wanted to be a transvestite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agreed until you brought up Pain Olympics. It was fake.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly what I was thinking. Then he'll be rich and one step closer to being a woman. =D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if you dont win, you just dont have a dick, thats all that youve gotten outta the ordeal

by Anonymous 13 years ago

depends... if i won enough money to get it reattached i would. if i was a guy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If your penis is cut off you will very likely die unless you manage to staunch the bleeding. This will only be possible if enough stump has been left for you to be able to squeeze it, & hold it tightly enough until you reach the hospital. I think the billion payout would be excellent value if you were allowed to keep the severed organ, because if you manage to get it to us in less than an hour, it can probably be reattached, & will probably still function as intended. Sensation will be diminished, but orgasms should still be possible. Probably!

by Anonymous 3 months ago