You know you're a genius when even your doctor can't read your handwriting, amirite?

More like "amiriting"!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): I dont know. Are you writing?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm too busy using my hand for other things.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like typing that comment?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well that's what I'm using one hand for anyway wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

masturbation

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So thats why your name is Sinner, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sex Ed told me it's not a sin, it's natural. frown

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm asking More Like, not you, Dwight.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Sorry I don't speak pickle. But I like you so I will leave the conversation before I make it any worse.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, Dwight replied to the first comment. Thats never happened before.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was in a rehabilitating clinic for a while, but the addiction was too strong. I held up for a week or so before I fell off the wagon.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Little does Dwight know that my comment is not the first comment. smirk

plant that pickle, why don'cha?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): And grow a pickle tree? That sounds highly delicious, and slightly sexual.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What a coincidence! So do aphrodesiacs. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm replying to you to get to the top of the page now. Hows that for turning the tables?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Let's ask Adele.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or a 4 year old.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

4 year olds actually write nice and clearly since they emphasize every letter....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I still write like that if I want to look neat. Sadly, that is the only way people can read my handwriting. So I choose... incomprehensible, or like a 5 year-old???

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would go with incomprehensible... I have perfect script handwriting, so in school I do all my homework by hand and the teachers (usually) can't read it, so they just give me As on them haha, just because it looks so neat and nice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or for a year-old.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): you, my dear, are quite the commenting whore on POTDs

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You know what they say, "there's no better whore than a commenting whore". Or at least, that's what I say.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But I use a Private Browser to avoid ITDs*. * "I" stands for internet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You mean Incognito?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, I use Internet Explorer. *gets rated down*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like the doctor's writing is any better? The fuck is a phd? Do you pronounce it like "fud"?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

More like "fid". If you get it right, it sounds like you're ripping paper.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

More like tripping paper! ...Ya bully.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): That would be the eraser. He's such a meanie, he pounds poor sheets of paper all day, and then rubs it in. Not as bad as the pencil, though, he's already in jail for stabbing 3 pages in the stomach as an assignment for his boss.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well it depends, if you're going to the doctor for a spastic hand muscle...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who's the jerk rating all the comments down? Is it me? If so, I am truely sorry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Nope its MY MOM!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Muscle Man): Yo MOMMA's dead, bitch! You betta shut you dumb ass up fo I shut you dum bass up! See what I got here? Enough lortabs to kill thirty schools of sea bass! Know I will take the lortabs! ...I am not callin da hospital. -Trya

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This usually happens on POTD, because they're mad that Anthony doesn't love them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): No, it's the magic hate fairy. It appears every once in a while, votes everyone down, then leaves. No one knows why, but every so often you can hear it breathe... "squidward..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or your penmanship is just not very good.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or when you're so clever you can't read your own writing...I live for the day when I finally bamboozle myself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"bamboozle" hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"myself" (hello"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you fucked up

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bad Chauncy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, that's 3 correct uses of your/you're. Somebody give this guy a turnip.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, too junior-grade. Skill on this level clearly deserves a horse radish.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What would you do-oo-oo for a turnip!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): I would walk to the store to get it. I probably wouldn't take a bullet for it, though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One day we need to all agree not to comment on the POTD and see how many comments are there due to Chauncy and his multiple personalities.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, Chauncy is the new me!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Uh-oh

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"multiple personalities" -hipster narwhal. I talked to myself before it was cool.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was meta before meta was a beta.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I bet there would be more comments than there are with regular users

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Most likely. He would catch on and fill up 100s of comments

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/616822

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chancey Picos): Chancey, you sly fool.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think my comments do better when they are made from my laptop. Almost all of the comments I made on today's POTD were made from my cellphone, and the connection for the pages kept timing out without publishing my comments, so I'd get frustrated and decide not to reply to one comment as I see a more favorable commenting opportunity, but surely enough history repeats itself... *in French accent while smoking a cigarette* Such is life, no?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): You still pretty much monopolized this potd, regardless. I hate to say it, but not many comm-- *gunshot* *sickly gargling noises*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I knew my listerine shogunt pellets would be a success!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): I meant shotgun. shogunt sounds like some cross between a shogun and a cunt. ... I should probably add it to urban dictionary wary

...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): I sent it in. It's being reviewed by the editors.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Never mind, they declined it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What shogunts.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or maybe you just wrote it in a different language.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i dont get it :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you obviously have very neat handwriting then.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do believe there are just as many comments on Chauncy Pickles as there are about the POD, if not more.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Someone needs to shut this Chauncy guy up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago