+575 When someone unexpectedly offers to buy something for you, you will say no one time and then pray to god they offer again. You certainly don't want to pay for it myself, but you don't want to seem like a greedy bitch, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It works both ways. If you're a stingy bitch, you might just offer to buy something for someone once, because you know they will most likely say no the first time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

unless they're the type of assholes that will accept with no hesitation and no implication of it being a joke. That's called being used.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, did rice just talk??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why yes...you're white!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see what you did thar!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You certainly don't want to pay for it myself" that is some great parallelism you got going on, there! buuuut, i agree. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's why you say, "are you sure?" it gives them a chance to back down but you never said no.

by Anonymous 13 years ago