+646 A teacher asks: "What book would you bring with you if you were stranded on a desert island?" The religious kid: "The Bible." The Emo kid: "Edgar Allen Poe Collection." The Hipster: "Oh, just some book you've probabably never heard about." The kid who thinks he's smarter than everybody: "Psh, 1984." The actual smart kid: "Guide to Being Stranded on a Desert Island..." amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1984 is a good book.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Very good indeed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Old joke is old.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or what about a boat? -.-'' That's what I'd bring

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it said what book.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Woops!!!! D: I should have read it more clearly. Sorry haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lord of the Flies

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): LoTF guide to Island Survival: Step 1. Kill the pig, cut her throat, spill her blood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, the violent creepy kid in the back of the room ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The math geek: Sphereland

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd bring facebook and tell someone to get me off this stupid island.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Facebook is a website, not a book. I don't care if it has "book" in it. Facebook is NOT a book.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

o shit really? what are books? is this a new technology I've not heard of? do they have apps?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I cant believe ppl are thumbs-downing ur comment. Ur pretty funny!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks for the clarification.

by Anonymous 11 years ago