When you think about it, saying "Don't let the bed bugs bite" isn't such a great way to leave your kid before he sleeps. Now he's probably thinking "What bugs? Why are they in my bed? Why do they want to fucking eat me?" Amirite?

+212 When you think about it, saying "Don't let the bed bugs bite" isn't such a great way to leave your kid before he sleeps. Now he's probably thinking "What bugs? Why are they in my bed? Why do they want to fucking eat me?" Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This was of the first few jokes The Simpsons had back in 1987.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But there really are bed bugs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago