+277 Lady Gaga should make a perfume that smells like laundry detergent, that way it would be weird and smell good, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've heard that she's making a perfume that smells like blood and semen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know, who wants to smell like an episode of law and order: svu

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or a hotel mattress. (From Weekend Update on SNL)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I cant wait for that perfume to come out! i'm excited to smell like rape. and im not being sarcastic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago