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"Butt-load" and "shit-ton" should be actual measurements of volume and weight, respectively. Then you could say things like "kilobutt-load" and "microshit-ton" as well as "gigashit-tons per nanobutt-load". Amirite?

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My family decided that seven butt-loads is the equivalent of one shit-ton.

avetts avatar avett Yeah You Are +37Reply
@amiwhite Did you discuss this at the dinner table?

Yes, actually, we did. Except we used "crap-ton." Gotta keep it PG.

avetts avatar avett Yeah You Are +34Reply

"Sir you're under arrest for possessing a shit-ton of cocaine"

pb55020s avatar pb55020 Yeah You Are +25Reply

Geezus that girls ass is so big I think it might weigh a butt-load.

The foot is based on the measure of a grown man's foot in the middle ages, so if we wanted to standardize these we'd have to find someone with an average butt, and then measure the amount of, um, "load" that butt could take. And for the shit-ton we'd have to.....well, I think you get the picture.

I read this while drinking water. If I didnt have self control there would be a butt-load of water all over my computer screen right now.

Anonymous +21Reply

what about a shitload?

Anonymous +19Reply
@what about a shitload?

That could be added in subsequent unit updates.

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@1406987

You're a tit load d smilie

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Sun You're a tit load

I wouldn't mind being a tit load hello smilie

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +3Reply

I think 10 butt-loads should equal 1 Shit-ton. And 10 Shit-tons should equal 1 fuckload.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Serg And a whale would equal 10 fuckloads, right? Or is my math wrong?

I think a whale is 5 fuck loads and a dicksmash is 10 fuck loads. (or .5 whales)

Best one I've ever heard is a "metric fuck-ton."

IMPs avatar IMP Yeah You Are +16Reply

a fuckload?

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Chromanas avatar Chromana Yeah You Are +35Reply
@Unicorns a fuckload?

They sound make soda in bottles that are 3 fuckoliters. That would be almost a shit-ton, but not quite as much as a butt-load.

I think the size of a "butt load" depends on whose butt you're talking about. Is it a ghettolicious booty or is it a flat ass?

A nanobutt-load sounds like something a baby would have.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +6Reply

This would make learning measurement much more enjoyable. I can just see that lesson.

Teacher: "Today we are going to learn about Butt-loads, Shit-tons, Kilobutt-loads, Gigashit-tons, and Nanobutt-loads ."

What about a Kim Kardashian-buttload?

Prosopagnosias avatar Prosopagnosia Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Prosopagnosia More like Nicki Minaj buttload.

I suppose there could be different levels; Kim Kardashian, then Nicky Minaj, then like, Queen Latifah.

@DropXDead What about a Kim Kardashian-buttload?

I suppose that could be used as a theoretical unit. I mean, the universe itself has a smaller volume than that so it would have little practical use.

Chromanas avatar Chromana Yeah You Are +4Reply

Kilobutt-load and Kiloshit-ton?

That seems too large too measure...do we use a turd-stick or poop-meter?

I'm definitely jocking you shit.

sestrada16s avatar sestrada16 Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Chromana "Jocking"?

Copying. Sorry. High school.

sestrada16s avatar sestrada16 Yeah You Are +10Reply
@sestrada16 Copying. Sorry. High school.

Ha, it's ok. You young'uns and your slang...

Chromanas avatar Chromana Yeah You Are +16Reply
@Chromana Ha, it's ok. You young'uns and your slang...

I'm actually pretty sophisticated. That's just my catchphrase

sestrada16s avatar sestrada16 Yeah You Are +13Reply

What about clusterfuck?

I love you. haha

Anonymous -17Reply
@potd sux.

:/ Well, that's not nice.

I like to say a metric shit-ton

qwerty123s avatar qwerty123 Yeah You Are +3Reply

I think I'm going to start using these units of measurement now.

Zeerusts avatar Zeerust Yeah You Are +2Reply

i always thought it was shit-load and fuck-ton? then something like 7 shit-loads per fuck-ton.

Anonymous +2Reply

win

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are 0Reply

Isn't giga a prefix for digital storage?

@99Dilemmas Isn't giga a prefix for digital storage?

Giga means 1 billion I believe. Hence a gigabyte being about a billion bytes;

Marios avatar Mario Yeah You Are +2Reply
@99Dilemmas Isn't giga a prefix for digital storage?

As MArio said, it's just a regular prefix. Like kilo- and mega-.

Chromanas avatar Chromana Yeah You Are 0Reply

they are.

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Hee hee. Butts.

I beat Crobat to all those l smilies!

MeWrongNos avatar MeWrongNo Yeah You Are -15Reply
@MeWrongNo I beat Crobat to all those s!

It was rather amusing the first time, but the second time it was no longer funny. I'm going to repeat that. IT'S NOT FUNNY. It's like the amirite version of planking, or of wearing your pants so as to let everyone around you see how often you change your underwear. It's no longer novel, you're beating a dead horse, and the comments of the last POTD told us how well THAT usually turns out. You're copying a copy cat, you're like the guy on tv who tries to imitate a serial killer but ends up getting brutally murdered by the real thing. For your own survival, KNOCK IT OFF!

@MeWrongNo I beat Crobat to all those s!

Oh my God, you're so cool! You go around POTD's and love comments! That's the coolest thing I've seen since I saw literally anything else! Good job.

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +14Reply
@Blearslyrarer Oh my God, you're so cool! You go around POTD's and love comments! That's the coolest thing I've seen since I saw...

I believe you are wrong. Making TWO accounts and liking everything TWICE makes you the coolest cat in town

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@MeWrongNo I beat Crobat to all those s!

Only because I put him back in his Pokeball

@MeWrongNo I beat Crobat to all those s!

You're like my hero, screw doing anything that requires any sort of talent or skill, you loved lots of comments.

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l smilie (l ) without the space.

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This post and comments are disgusting and disgraceful. I suggest you all log off and read your Bibles, and then conduct yourselves in a proper manner.

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