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# "Butt-load" and "shit-ton" should be actual measurements of volume and weight, respectively. Then you could say things like "kilobutt-load" and "microshit-ton" as well as "gigashit-tons per nanobutt-load". Amirite?

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My family decided that seven butt-loads is the equivalent of one shit-ton.

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@amiwhite Did you discuss this at the dinner table?

Yes, actually, we did. Except we used "crap-ton." Gotta keep it PG.

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"Sir you're under arrest for possessing a shit-ton of cocaine"

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Geezus that girls ass is so big I think it might weigh a butt-load.

The foot is based on the measure of a grown man's foot in the middle ages, so if we wanted to standardize these we'd have to find someone with an average butt, and then measure the amount of, um, "load" that butt could take. And for the shit-ton we'd have to.....well, I think you get the picture.

I read this while drinking water. If I didnt have self control there would be a butt-load of water all over my computer screen right now.

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what about a shitload?

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@what about a shitload?

That could be added in subsequent unit updates.

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@1406987

You're a tit load

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@Sun You're a tit load

I wouldn't mind being a tit load

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I think 10 butt-loads should equal 1 Shit-ton. And 10 Shit-tons should equal 1 fuckload.

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@Serg And a whale would equal 10 fuckloads, right? Or is my math wrong?

I think a whale is 5 fuck loads and a dicksmash is 10 fuck loads. (or .5 whales)

Best one I've ever heard is a "metric fuck-ton."

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a fuckload?

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@Unicorns a fuckload?

They sound make soda in bottles that are 3 fuckoliters. That would be almost a shit-ton, but not quite as much as a butt-load.

I think the size of a "butt load" depends on whose butt you're talking about. Is it a ghettolicious booty or is it a flat ass?

A nanobutt-load sounds like something a baby would have.

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This would make learning measurement much more enjoyable. I can just see that lesson.

Teacher: "Today we are going to learn about Butt-loads, Shit-tons, Kilobutt-loads, Gigashit-tons, and Nanobutt-loads ."

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What about a Kim Kardashian-buttload?

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@Prosopagnosia More like Nicki Minaj buttload.

I suppose there could be different levels; Kim Kardashian, then Nicky Minaj, then like, Queen Latifah.

@DropXDead What about a Kim Kardashian-buttload?

I suppose that could be used as a theoretical unit. I mean, the universe itself has a smaller volume than that so it would have little practical use.

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Kilobutt-load and Kiloshit-ton?

That seems too large too measure...do we use a turd-stick or poop-meter?

I'm definitely jocking you shit.

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@Chromana "Jocking"?

Copying. Sorry. High school.

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@sestrada16 Copying. Sorry. High school.

Ha, it's ok. You young'uns and your slang...

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@Chromana Ha, it's ok. You young'uns and your slang...

I'm actually pretty sophisticated. That's just my catchphrase

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What about clusterfuck?

I love you. haha

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@potd sux.

:/ Well, that's not nice.

I like to say a metric shit-ton

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I think I'm going to start using these units of measurement now.

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i always thought it was shit-load and fuck-ton? then something like 7 shit-loads per fuck-ton.

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win

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Isn't giga a prefix for digital storage?

@99Dilemmas Isn't giga a prefix for digital storage?

Giga means 1 billion I believe. Hence a gigabyte being about a billion bytes;

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@99Dilemmas Isn't giga a prefix for digital storage?

As MArio said, it's just a regular prefix. Like kilo- and mega-.

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they are.

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Hee hee. Butts.

I beat Crobat to all those s!

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@MeWrongNo I beat Crobat to all those s!

It was rather amusing the first time, but the second time it was no longer funny. I'm going to repeat that. IT'S NOT FUNNY. It's like the amirite version of planking, or of wearing your pants so as to let everyone around you see how often you change your underwear. It's no longer novel, you're beating a dead horse, and the comments of the last POTD told us how well THAT usually turns out. You're copying a copy cat, you're like the guy on tv who tries to imitate a serial killer but ends up getting brutally murdered by the real thing. For your own survival, KNOCK IT OFF!

@MeWrongNo I beat Crobat to all those s!

Oh my God, you're so cool! You go around POTD's and love comments! That's the coolest thing I've seen since I saw literally anything else! Good job.

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@Blearslyrarer Oh my God, you're so cool! You go around POTD's and love comments! That's the coolest thing I've seen since I saw...

I believe you are wrong. Making TWO accounts and liking everything TWICE makes you the coolest cat in town

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@MeWrongNo I beat Crobat to all those s!

Only because I put him back in his Pokeball

@MeWrongNo I beat Crobat to all those s!

You're like my hero, screw doing anything that requires any sort of talent or skill, you loved lots of comments.

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(l ) without the space.

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@IRatepOstsNowaY

hmmm i guess it really works

This post and comments are disgusting and disgraceful. I suggest you all log off and read your Bibles, and then conduct yourselves in a proper manner.

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@This post and comments are disgusting and disgraceful. I suggest you all log off and read your Bibles, and then...

Reading the Bible is scary.

Too many stories of death.

Btw buddy we're making poop jokes. Where in the bible does it say poop jokes are not proper?

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@This post and comments are disgusting and disgraceful. I suggest you all log off and read your Bibles, and then...

If that isnt a joke I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight over how stupid you are.

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