Also about hammer+18The ball-peen hammer sounds way scarier than it actually is. amirite?
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Also about captain+466If your last name is Obvious, you are obligated to either enlist in the army and become a captain, or at least buy a ship and become a captain so you can be Captain Obvious. amirite?
Also about tool+183If someone says, "You're not the sharpest tool in the shed", it offends you. But if they say your ARE the sharpest tool in the shed, they're calling you a tool, amirite?