+385 There's only one way to deal with people phoning you about insurance. If they ask you for car insurance, tell them you don't own a car. If they ask you for home insurance, tell them you don't own a house. It's just a shame it doesn't work for life insurance, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Do you want to purchase Life Insurance?" "Sorry, I don't have a life" "How are you talking then?" "DAMMIT SHE'S ONTO US! RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or, "would you like to purchase life insurance?" "i don't have a life." "what?" "internet." "oh."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's just gone midnight and my parents are sleeping, I'd appreciate you not making me laugh out loud D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wuz gonna say that D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Sorry, I'm not interested. I'm immortal, you see."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you use FunnyJunk?

by Anonymous 13 years ago