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People say I am so cruel, but I have the heart of a small child...in a jar on my desk. amirite?

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People say I'm a bad father, but I have several pictures of my kids in my wallet...they're naked.

DanielJamess avatar DanielJames Yeah You Are +17Reply

Also, this is POTD material. Sucks for you, Mr. Anonymous.

DanielJamess avatar DanielJames Yeah You Are +11Reply
@IamProbablyaNinja True dat. Prediction? :)

A smiley face? So...you wanna do me?

DanielJamess avatar DanielJames Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Montezuma Can I watch?

Well, I'm a world famous porn star, that's why I have to hide my face on amirite. So you'll probably see it on the internet later. If you want, you can tape it for us, though. Make sure you get an up-close shot of my man boobs.

DanielJamess avatar DanielJames Yeah You Are +9Reply
@DanielJames Also, this is POTD material. Sucks for you, Mr. Anonymous.

if this is POTD material idc if everyone knows who posted it, i know and my friends know and that's all that matters.

Anonymous 0Reply

Made me laugh out loud y smilie

Anonymous +7Reply

Stephen King?

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +5Reply

It's like the Tell Tale Heart...

Anonymous +2Reply
@It's like the Tell Tale Heart...

Then it would be beneath his floorboards.

DontJudges avatar DontJudge Yeah You Are +3Reply
enders avatar ender Yeah You Are +3Reply
@ender And the heart of an old man, too.

@1043210 (ender): That's what that nifty word "like" is in there for y smilie

Anonymous +3Reply
@@1043210 (ender): That's what that nifty word "like" is in there for

It's such a great word, sometimes it gets overlooked y smilie

I will admit, I did think Tell-Tale Heart when I read this post.

enders avatar ender Yeah You Are -2Reply

Steven King - FTW!

HayleyGs avatar HayleyG Yeah You Are 0Reply

Idk, do you?

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