+480 9000 people around the world are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing, 100 are getting head and you.... are reading this, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Forever alone :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Together alone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel like you just made up these numbers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel that you didn't see the category which I've chosen for this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tis true, you can't see a category on Amirite Mobile.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think the numbers might be a little bit bigger...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think I might be...a... little bigger hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I intend on searching for this post while receiving head, just to prove you wrong! ....Might be a while until this happens though....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hi there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, no ... definitely OVER 9000!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm getting head while reading this. With the penis I don't have. Beat that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fml :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm reading this while getting head.

by Anonymous 5 years ago