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Also about fortune+177You know you're day is screwed when you don't get a fortune in your fortune cookie, amirite?
Also about fortune+317Fortune cookies should always come with a back-up fortune, just in case the first one sucked. amirite?
Also by Hipster+251to make libya a no fly zone the authorities should release a MASSIVE spider, amirite?
Also about fortune+87My fortune cookie said "You love peace." That's not even a fortune, and besides, I could hate peace, amirite?
Also about fortune+421If they arent going to give us a fortune they should start calling them Proverb Cookies. Mine says "Courtesy is the password to safety", now how is that going to help me. A real fortune cookie would say "courtesy is the password to the vault you will rob", amirite?
Also about fortune+255Nobody ever eats their fortune cookie before reading their fortune, amirite?
Also about fortune-173A fortune cookie is a pitiful excuse for a cookie. Chinese restaurants should switch to legit chocolate chip cookies and just fold them around the fortune, amirite?
Also about fortune+579Fortune cookies rarely, if ever, tell you your fortune. They're usually full of lame sayings instead, amirite?
Also by Hipster+6Show me the evidence for God and I'll believe in him, until then, I'll live my life the fun way, amirite?