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Also about stabbed+336In Hollywood, a horror story is getting stabbed in the shower. But in real life, a horror story is forgetting to poop before you shower, amirite?
Also about Internet & Apps+35We're always bored until a certain person comes online. amirite?
Also about stabbed+253You know somebody is about to get mauled/eaten/stabbed repeatedly in a horror movie when they get all relieved because they convinced themselves they were overreacting, amirite?
Also by LonelyIsland+427Obsessing over celebrities is really stupid. First of all, you don't know them. You have never really met them, and you know nothing about their personality, and what you see on TV is totally fake. Second, they have no idea you even exist. Third, it's a huge turnoff. Fourth, you make yourself look stupid by saying thing like "He's mine! I LOVE HIM! He's gonna marry me!" No. Shut up. Amirite?
Also about Internet & Apps+5No one really likes you...until you start talking and prove to be interesting. Amirite?
Also about Internet & Apps+83By using the word "unironically" you are unironically using it. amirite?
Also about stabbed+112One of the worst feelings in the world is when you're laying in bed and your just about to fall asleep when you remember your 50 esasay due tomorrow that's uncompleted. That, or getting stabbed 20 times and being left to die in the snow, amirite?
Also by LonelyIsland-164If you think about it, anyone in a religion that commands not to waste food shouldn't chew gum, amirite?
Also by LonelyIsland+38People who post pictures with them sticking up the middle finger look stupid and immature. Amirite?
Also about stabbed+67Think about those people who are constantly gossiping to you. Who's to say that you're safe from being stabbed by those very same tongues too, amirite?
Also about stabbed-87Dumbledore should haveve been replaced by Gandalf. Things would have been a lot different. I mean Dumbledore gets killed by a former side character, thus leaving harry without any guidance. However, Gandalf gets hit with a flaming whip, and falls down an endless mine shaft, while fighting a demon wreathed in fire, and still returns to life to give Frodo guidance. And if Gandalf were in charge of harry's quest 90% more people would have been stabbed. amirite?