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Coffee: Because you can sleep when you're dead, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
When I first read this I thought it said "coffin"..... I think I need some coffee.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Cheese. It's milk that you chew.
Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy. needs a buddy.
The phone. Bringing you closer to people...who have phones.
Marriage. It's not for everybody.
by Anonymous 13 years ago
by Anonymous 13 years ago
by Anonymous 12 years ago