"It's gotta be lunchtime soon. I won't look at the clock yet, I'll leave it for a few minutes then it'll be a real treat. Damn, I'm so hungry though - it's gotta be 11:50 at least. Fuck, this morning has dragged on big time. Alright, it's been a few...

+388 "It's gotta be lunchtime soon. I won't look at the clock yet, I'll leave it for a few minutes then it'll be a real treat. Damn, I'm so hungry though - it's gotta be 11:50 at least. Fuck, this morning has dragged on big time. Alright, it's been a few minutes I'll look at the clock now. TEN AM WHAT THE FUCK?!" amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always do the whole "when I count to 200, it'll be 11:20, time for lunch!" and then I forget and lose count and figure "well, 200 seconds have surely gone by!" then I look at the clock and it's the same time as it was before.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You say this 3 minutes and 30 seconds before 11:20? Whut.

by Anonymous 12 years ago