+247 When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck. When a girl is eighteen, she is ready to... amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Be a duck! Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's close to that. . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

meet a shmuck?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ride a fire truck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, ride but something else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's obviously catch a Muk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have sex with a truck!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I meant in a truck. Was just my fetish getting in the way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Out of luck!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... have sexual intercourse with her concent, simply for pro-creation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

go to college, but then she gets rejected and goes like "OH FUCK!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did anyone else notice the majority of apples are red?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Irrelevant to MY apples.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FUCK! ... My toe! I stubbed it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DON'T SAY IT, NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This just reminded me of that chick on Ferris Bueller... "I heard that you were feeling ill: headache, fever, and a chill. Well I am here to restore your pluck, 'cause I'm the nurse who likes to - "

by Anonymous 13 years ago

loved that part

by Anonymous 13 years ago

does she finish it?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, Janie slams the door in her face.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

L O L

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Poop

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Duck? Get unstuck? Fuck...nahhh...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol SEX

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Vote!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

graduate :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

she is ready to FUCK

by Anonymous 12 years ago