+265 The phrase "If I were you..." is possibly the stupidest thing anyone could ever say, because if you were really me than you wouldn't do what you're saying, you'd do what I'm going to do because your me, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For those who don't understand it yet, the reason you would make the same decisions is because you have their brain which has their personality, which makes them make those decisions.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Older Sister: What would you do if you were me? Younger Sister: I would ask my younger sister for advice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's just another way to say "if I were in your place".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but people dont say that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because they say "if I were you", the confusing-to-some way to say the exact same fucking thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would not say such things if I were you!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you! i like your style

by Anonymous 12 years ago