The Dewey Decimal System has scared me for life

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AAAHHH!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Same here, I've always had bad librarians. Someone in my school ran down the hall and hid in the corner of a classroom because the librarian was coming after her!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you comment on your own post starting with the words ''Same here''?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think it was supposed to be a reply to the comment above.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sr. Diane.... under those rolls of fat, her cold metal heart skipped a beat when ever she made children cry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That is a little harsh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no...she was really really bad.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think he was referring to the 'fat' part

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh...she really was extremely fat.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yup. In grade 8 our librarian recommended Twilight to our class.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

O_o

by Anonymous 12 years ago

She had real long black hair, long fingernails painted dark red, and dressed like a witch. She was like 55 too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

we call her The Dutchess

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd just had my ninth birthday and had been given a fancy necklace with my birthstone. It came in a small green case and I'd been carrying it around with me so I could put the necklace back into it before I played any rough games. I walked into the library holding it and was immediately grabbed by the arm, dragged out of line, and interrogated as to whether or not I knew there was a rule against bringing anything from the classroom into the library. Close to tears, I stammered that I was sorry, I didn't know, it was only a necklace case. The librarian marched me over to the door, pushed me through it, and told me to go put the silly thing in my desk, and to never do something like this again or she'd be speaking to the principal. I made it back to the classroom before I started bawling my eyes out. I was a real teacher's pet back then, so being yelled at like that scared the hell out of me. I still think the old bat overreacted.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We call her DUN DUN DUN.... The Book Nazi.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

NO BOOKS FOR YOU!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A pale white Asian lady with a creepy accent and 10 pounds of makeup, squished Afro looking hair, peach colored nails and kept warning us about her dragons that lived under the library. Yes, dragons. She scared the crap out of little 7 year old me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've always had super nice librarians. We once had a librarian we called Ms. Rainbow...I think her name might have actually been Ms. Rainbaum or something, though, but she was so sweet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Madam Pince.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You beat me to it!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I swear, librarians take their jobs more seriously than firefighters or heart surgeons.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Libarian from the black lagoon anyone?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I bet BRUCE the creepy librarian on here is a mean evil librarian!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago