+241 Girl's Buffet Goal: Try a little bit of everything in order to diversify my pallet. Guy's buffet Goal: I'm going to make this place lose money, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, that's actually really true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Obviously the restaurant calculated all the prices so they wouldn't lose money, but apparently the best thing with buffets is to go straight for the seafood, because that's the most expensive stuff.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fuck yeah

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My buffet goal is to eat enough to last me the rest of the day.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is honestly one of the only things today to make me laugh. Bravo.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Five plates in 10 minutes? i need to step my game up!

by Anonymous 12 years ago