+366 When you go to a party, you can sometimes predict the future of certain girls. They'll be drunk at six o'clock and pregnant by nine, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And giving birth by nine.... months.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorority Row.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Parties? :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even if it takes three days for the sperm to impregnate a woman?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not always three days and this doesn't mean she didn't sleep with someone three days ago.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good point, she was pro'lly doing the same shit at the same time at several parties prior.

by Anonymous 13 years ago