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Also about strongest man+418the strongest man isn't the one who lifts the most weight, its the one who's willing to admit that he can't, amirite?
Also by hungry_hungry_hippo+11if you keep your face to the sunshine, you cannot see the shadow. amirite?
Also about heart+372"Girl: I'm having my operation now I love you. The girl lays on operation bed. Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you too. Girl finishes heart transplant and the boy is gone. Girl: Nurse where is he? Nurse says: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave you, did they? Nurse hands the girl a note. Girl reads note 'I told you it was yours'". That's pretty creepy, amirite?
Also about man, heart, and muscles+2,674It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
Also about man and heart+234Two people in their late 90's meet for a romp in the closet of a retirement home. They undress and are about to do it when the woman realized she should warn the man about her heart condition. “I have acute angina,” she said. The man replied, “Thank God! Because your boobs are gross!”, amirite?
Also about man+86Who thought of the concept of Mario? Nintedo conffernce: We need a new game concept. Yes bob? Bob: Man I just had a vision. A fat Italian man saves a princess who is 6 feet taller then him from a lizard turtle and a gorilla in a tie! John: Bob did you have shrooms again? Bob: Aw man mario got mushroom helpers man! Ceo: Bob this could actually work. amirite?
Also by hungry_hungry_hippo+13We do not need magic to change the world; we carry all the power inside ourselves already: we have the power to imagine. amirite?
Also about man and heart+121When a grown man cries out of joy, it's breathtakingly beautiful. When he cries out of sorrow, it's heart-breakingly beautiful. The beauty is emphasized even more because society has made a man's tears seem weak, when in reality, it shows how strong he is for not caring about what society might think, amirite?
Also by hungry_hungry_hippo+175It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves. amirite?