+443 If you could actually win prizes from those "YOU ARE A WINNER!" pop up ads, you would have... an iPad , a laptop, and iPhone, a $500 gift card to Best Buy, a Nook, a $1,000 gift card to WalMart, a Hawaii 7 day vacation trip, a new car, a new snow mobile, a $5,000 shopping spree to New York City, and last but not least you would have 1 MILLION DOLLARS!... you wish... amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And at least 30 women that look like prostitutes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post: overused concept + more words = SUCCESS

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not sure what I'd do with a $1,000 dollar gift card to Wal-Mart-- I'd probably end up leaving with a canoe full of crackers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel like I need to clarify that I meant snacks, not a boat full of white people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You shouldn't capitalize "nook". Barnes & Noble would have a coronary if they saw this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago