+309 You wonder how many drugs it took for the people at Nintendo to come up with the idea of an overweight plumber with an anorexic brother running around a world, stomping on innocent brown creatures, eating mushrooms/steroids to grow larger in size, all to save a princess from a giant turtle/dinosaur/rapist thing, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or Pokémon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey now, Mario is husky and Luigi is lean. There's no need to assume they have eating disorders.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Here we go! *bounces*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think you realise how video games work.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wondered, before i had taken that many drugs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Generally, games are more fun if you don't interpret them literally. Also, the 'little brown things'(goombas) are most definitely NOT innocent. They kill you on contact!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're just misunderstood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Clearly alot if they've been producing the same game since 1985

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Overposted post is fucking overposted. I'm sick of "oh jee it's silly how a fat plumber and dinosaur and brown things and turtles dancing" interpretations of mario. We get it already. We got it the fist time it was posted.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*first.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

d Thanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It could be a message to eat your vegetables... "Hey, Mario eats his vegetables and he's so strong, he bashes in walls and ceilings with his MOTHERFUCKING HEAD! Don't you want to be that strong?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago