The best way to commit suicide is to hang out with Harry Potter at the end of a school year, amirite?

+452 The best way to commit suicide is to hang out with Harry Potter at the end of a school year, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

D-D-Dobby???

by Anonymous 12 years ago