+614 You have imagined exactly how you would escape if a burglar came into your house when you were alone, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Armed with a hockey stick and a helmet for self defense is also good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Escape? I think you mean ambush and fight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Escape? More like cripple their legs with a baseball bat and throw them in a dumpster.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Escape? See this hammer and crowbar? And blinding flashlight? I would blind them and them hit them over the head. And when they woke up, the torture would begin!

by Anonymous 13 years ago