+339 Why do people make a big deal out of farts? It's just expelling gas. It's not like when someone exhales, people go, "Haha, that dude just passed carbon dioxide." amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Teehee you said fart.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

maybe because they can really stink?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So can your breath...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

do you ever brush inside your ass?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's funny you should ask that.... hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I KNEW IT! I just didn't want to say it first...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As I always say, "Hygienics are number 1!" That was actually the platform I ran on, when I was running for president. My commercials ended with, "Remember kids, remember to brush inside AND around your ass!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1: they smell bad. 2: breathing happens every few seconds; farts are not as frequent. 3: obnoxious sound often accompanies it. 4: people are just immature in general and laugh at anything to do with the ass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Carbon dioxide doesn't smell like ass

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i laughed so hard

by Anonymous 12 years ago