Did you here about the amputee chemist? He lost part of his leg, but they left the neon, amirite?

this is like the 3rd neon joke, shit. get original

Bad pun walrus frowns upon you.

Did you hear about the chemist meat-thief? He took the beef off the shelf, but he left the boron.

rimshot

*hear

Did you hear about that faggot Jew Christian men are in love with?
Apparently they all want to nail hm.