You make Katy Perry, a California girl, feel like she's having a teenage dream when you show her your peacock. Your peacock turns into a firework, ready to explode, when she kisses a girl and likes it. Your heart races like a hummingbird's, until she tells you your tactics feel so alien. You turn away, and for the rest of the night, she sobs about how you were the one that got away, amirite?