+292 Our lives would be going very differently if we all followed our own advice, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you going to follow that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i would be riding a unicorn with a fake mustache married to katy perry with a tattoo on my butt of someones name

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I hate you. Go jump in a pool of acid and DIE!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago