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When I repaid a debt to somebody I didn't like, I wiped the notes on my balls first. I'm not the only person to have ever done that. And of course, you know somebody who's scooped a coin off the floor of a public toilet. Given that money remains in circulation for a very long time, from now on you're going to wonder just how hygienic your cash really is, amirite?

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After all, half of your dollar bills could've been in a stripper's g-string.

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Most $20 in the U.S. have traces of cocaine on them.

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And I think it's somewhere around 40% or more of $20's have traces of cocaine on them

Anonymous -1Reply

Actually most bills only stay in circulation for about 30 days. that's not a "very long time."

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@Actually most bills only stay in circulation for about 30 days. that's not a "very long time."

Actually it's closer to a year, and it could go a lot longer if it's not used very hard.

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