You make sure to clean your room when guests are coming over, because your room would ooobviously be the first room they'd want to see, and they'd never want to come back if it wasn't spotless, amirite?

I would agree with this if you didn't include the last part... I don't think anyone would not go back to someone's house just because their bedroom wasn't too clean. Like, people go back to frat houses all the time, and those bedrooms are dirty as fuck.