The cement and water will form a rock hard paste in your stomach causing unimaginable pain and a very likely slow excruciating death.
what about the cement mixer?
Why not just swallow a brick?
Then it follows that if you swallow: flour, butter, milk, an egg, baking powder, and sugar you will shit a pancake? hmmm
You'd need a stove to match the cement mixer
That. Would. Be. EPIC.
No, actually you would probably die. Plus it would taste nasty :P
or you could just eat a brick.........
I just shit a brick thinking about this.