+139 You hate it when you meet a really hot girl, and you're fixing to get it on, but she gets mad and leaves when you jizz in your pants, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THE LONELY ISLANDDDDDD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THE LONELY ISLANDDDDDD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Twice. American pie

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why on earth would a girl be interested in a guy who can’t control himself to the extent that he jizzes in his pants when they get close. It’s pretty obvious that he’s going to be useless in the sack because he’s gonna shoot his load before we even get aroused, & all the personality in the world is no compensation for a soft penis. We want intelligent conversation after sex Not instead of it!

by Anonymous 7 months ago