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Also about Jokes & Humour+5Things would take on a much different meaning if "Good to the Last Drop" was the slogan for a condom company rather than a coffee company, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+26In an episode of Tom & Jerry where they're attacking each other with fireworks, Tom is killed in a firework explosion that creates the 48 star U.S. flag, which Jerry salutes. He sends a letter, asking to send more cats. JOKE: Jerry has been on a cat-killing spree. Whenever he kills another cat, another star is added to the U.S. flag. Every time that happens, Jerry watches the [new flag] firework explosion, saluting the new U.S. flag. So that's 48 cats killed, now ready to add a 49th star. USA! The 13 stripes represent the first 13 cats Jerry killed & did so all at once. A real killer, amirite?
Also by DurzoBlint+2It's terrifying when it's completely dark out and you're just lying in your bed when all of a sudden you hear this scary as fuck rasping hiss, and before you piss your pants from pure terror you finally figure out that it's just water gurgling in the iron and subsequently feel like a huge dumbass, amirite?